Sometimes you need a little Poultry Shaming. [x]
CHICKEN SHAMING YESS
the thing about teen wolf is: you’re either watching 40 backflips and unusually bright explosions in a row or you’re watching a ten minute conversation between half of the characters around a very important looking table
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
These are actually fucking brutal
Oh FUCK. CHARCHAMP.
i want them alllllllllllllllll
I really hope that we get to this point when breeding pokemon together. I want that Hitmonchan. Hitmonchan is my favorite pokemon and I want this
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”